'Tis the Season...

'Tis the Season to be nommin' turkey
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

No, I am not going to go into a lame parody of Deck the Halls. Instead, I am going to say that I'm sorry that I haven't posted anything for a while. Again, I do apologize, but life has been hectic.

On the brighter side, I did get my electronics back. That's part of the reason that I haven't posted anything. Oh, Terraria <3.

Anywho, I guess that I could talk about my favorite game, Terraria. I had it on my old computer, and never got around to putting it on my new one. Now that I did, I play it all the time. I would post screenshots of what I've got, but I don't have any screenshots.

Meh. I need to wrap this post up. I still have some stuff I need to work on whilst I still has interwebs access.


P.S. I also got an artist to draw one of my characters for me. Link to his blog here.

Hai all.

Well, long time no see. Any who, I'm not going to take too much of your time today. All I want to do for this post is to ask one simple question.

If you could be a master of any element, what would it be? The elements being: Earth, Air, Water, Fire, Dark, and Light.

So don't be shy. Just leave a comment below. I mean, it can't hurt. Oh yeah, it could. I could reach through the screen and punch you in the face if you don't. I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that even if I could. Or would I?

But yeah, Earth, Air, Water, Fire, Dark, or Light?

I f***in' hate religion!

The title says it all. This is a rant. A big rant. About how much I hate religion. Especially the one I am apparently a member of.

*Dax prepares himself for retaliation*

Mormons.

Yes. I am not proud to admit it, but I am (legally) Mormon.

Kill me.

I say legally, because I personally hate them. Once you are in their snares, you can't escape their clutches. So, now I have something to look forward to in ~1.6 years.

My eighteenth birthday. And can you tell me what that means? That is when I am an adult. That is when I can request to have my name removed from their records.

And if they don't?

I'll sue their asses.

Simple as that.

I guess that I could go into a little more detail about why I hate them. So I will. I will try to explain every reason clearly and simply.

1) Expectations:
They expect you to go to church, every Sunday.They all expect you to dress nicely for church, every Sunday. They want you to go to "mutual", every Tuesday.

2) Priesthood Duties:
Luckily I managed to weasel my way out of this one. They tell you to prepare the sacrament, collect fast-offerings (A.K.A., Money), and do whatever they want you to do, like a monkey on a leash.

3) Keeping the "Sabbath" Day, "Holy":
Essentially, just no Video-Games on Sunday.

4) Seminary:
As if three hours each Sunday weren't enough, I have to go to fuggin' Seminary. That means, I have to go to one hour of scripture (Bible and other books) study. Every. F***kin'. Day.

I have more reasons up my sleeve, such as how Religion and Politics are always hand-in-hand. Take a look at what is going on today. The Presidential Election. That's right, Mitt Romney. But don't get me wrong. I am personally voting for Mitt. Not because he's Mormon, but because he's an entrepreneurial genius. His tithing (10% of all your income) is millions. Now, if he's making that kind of money, I'd love to put him in office so that he can exclusively out of debt.

But, I can't vote. That's right, I'm 16.4.

Anyways. I gotta split. I need to check out a book from the library, and make it home soon. So, I'll just leave you with one of my new nicknames. Mamy Will.

Mormon
Against
MY
Will

So, yeah. Peace, Bn out.

Wait... wut?

Hi all. Sorry I haven't made any more posts. I got my tushy grounded, just like I said I was. So get this. I am grounded for five weeks. That is 5 weeks my friends. So yeah.

For those of you who are confused, grounded in my family means no electronics. For me, that means no laptop or iPod.

Shoot me.

And just as I find a game I've been looking for, and the the new update for MC (Minecraft) comes out. WHY!?! Why must life suck?

Because, if it didn't suck, my motto couldn't be: Life is a bitch, and she just had a litter of puppies.

So yeah, I won't be able to post as much as I would like to. So just expect a lot of rants. A lot.

Sad day...

I'm sure that this is the same for many of you folks out there, but it is the end of the term. While a lot of you are out celebrating, I am sitting in a corner of my room with the door locked and music playing softly.

All I'm going to say is, my grades aren't good. So that means that I will most likely be grounded. For maybe up to a month.

Grounded means no electronics.
No electronics means boredom.
Boredom means depression.
Depression means suicide.

You get the point. So here I am awaiting my doom.

What is also sad, is that they pushed the new update for Minecraft back.

And that is all I have to say about that.

Well, this is embarrassing. I log in while I am ranting, and hey, new update...

*Proceeds to walk up to the friend I heard this information from and beat the tar out of him.*

Now I'm dancing to a different tune.

Anywho, I have school shortly, and I want to give this new update a spin. TTYL darlins.

I'm a gamer. Deal with it!

Me< Alas! Do you know what today is?

You< Yeah Dax, its October 24, 2012. Commonly called Wednesday.

Me< I KNOW! Isn't it exciting?

You< Not really...

Me< Do you even know what is going to happen today?

You< ... No?

Me< It's the Pretty Scary Update!

You< OMG! OMG! OMG! ... What?

Me< *Le Eyeroll* Here is a link you lazy turd. And for those of you who don't have a friggin' clue what that means, its an update for one of my favorite games, Minecraft.

Yep. I am a Geek, and proud of the fact. I will shout it from the rooftops! I will write it on the sky! I will tattoo it to a hooker's thigh! Alright, maybe that last one was a little weird...

Moving on, I think I'll just dedicate this post to my gaming fetish. I play a few games, not an impressive library, but I enjoy it.

A small list from my library:

1. Team Fortress 2
2. Minecraft
3. Warcraft III Frozen Throne
4. FATE
5. Spore

I would like more games that are a little more UTD (Up To Date), but you can't always get what you want. Especially if you are a broke, unemployed sixteen year old. Oh well. That's what Christmas and Birthday are for.

Anyways, some of you might go, "WOAH! You play TF2?!"

Yes, yes I do. And some questions that might crop up, that I will go ahead and answer. 

Q. Could you add me? My Steam is Herp-Derp123

A. I have a free Steam account. That means I haven't bought anything, and so I can't do a lot of stuff. So instead, you will have to add me. Make sure you send me an E-Mail first, so that I know where it is coming from.

Q. Well, in that case, what is your Steam?

A. bnrdhdu. That is my IGN, deal with it.

Q. What is your favorite class?

A. My favorite classes, in order, are: 

1. Pyro
2. Demoman/Demoknight
3. Archer (Sniper w/Huntsman)
4. Spoy
5. Engie
6. Hoovy
7. Scoot
8. Medic
9. Soldier

Q. What is your favorite mode to play?

A. The new Mann Vs. Machine. I love dominating robots by the hundreds. *Proceeds to Pyro taunt over a pile of smoldering metal.*

Q. What is your favorite "Meet the..."

A. Meet the Pyro. Duh, I am a Pyro player. But besides that, the rest all come in close second. I just love each one. They're all so quoteable. 

"If you were from, where I was from, you'd be f*ckin' dead!"

"I'm not a crazed gunman Dad, I'm an assassin!"

"And now, he's here to f*ck us!"

Hello World!

Hi Internet! It is I, Dax. I may be just a small speck of dust on the interwebz, but I have feelings and opinions too! That is why I have started this blog. So that I can just say whatever the hell I want, and if people like it, profit.

Anywhos and whatsit, I think I should introduce myself a tad more.

To sum myself in one word: Geek. Now, there is a fine line between Nerd and Geek. To put it in simple terms for you folks, here is a picture I found.

And as you can see in the watermark at the bottom, I got that from impossibru.me. That is where I spend hours upon meaningless hours of my valuable time. Now I have an entire gigabyte of crap from that site. That may not sound like a ton, but it is when you have spent "hours upon meaningless hours".

Anywho, back to me being a geek. See that geek's smirk? I have a smirk. The nerd's same haircut since third grade? I change it every season. And as for how the Geek is so much better looking than the Nerd? (I mean that in a very heterosexual way.) Now, I don't mean to brag, but I am a stud.

Moving on. I summed myself up in one word, now I will describe my personality in six.

Clever: I have several comebacks for most, if not all scenarios.

Funny: A good sense of humor? Check. A creative way of expressing it? Check? A DGAS (don't give a shit) attitude? Check.

Intelligent: I know what is going on, and how to respond. My grades are pretty good, except that I'm lazy.

Thoughtful: I care about those close to me, and will do 

Ethical: A real beacon in this world of unethical slobs.

Realist: I don't try to make up lies to cover up a very big truth.

Maybe that isn't enough. Oh well. It's my blog, I do what I want.

Now for my interests. I have many, and pride myself on being a polymath. I enjoy:

Writing

Drawing

Gaming

Pixel Art

Girls

Learning Other Languages (LOL)

Memes

Role Playing (Although I suppose that falls under writing.)

Jogging

If you think that's impressive, wait until you see me on busy days. But of course life is a bitch, and she likes to have puppies. I know that I can't spend all my time doing what I like. For example I just moved into a new home, and I have to spend a lot of time moving boxes around and unpacking. But it's all good. I find cool stuff all the time, and I finally get my room after sixteen friggin' years. Another bonus is a social life. I never had one until now.

So all in all, what you should expect from this blog:

Rants

Game, Music and Movie Reviews

Pictures

Something cool that happened to me that day

Rants

The occasional Drawing or Picture done by yours truly

Anything else I want to address

Well, my time is up. I need to be heading home for dinner, since our new home does not have internet yet. I must wrap up my first blog post, log out of my Pandora account (sad day), and pack up my laptop. I hope that this blog gets viewed at least once or twice, and that whoever does likes what they see. So for now, I leave you all with a picture of a cute puppy.