Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Hello World!

Hi Internet! It is I, Dax. I may be just a small speck of dust on the interwebz, but I have feelings and opinions too! That is why I have started this blog. So that I can just say whatever the hell I want, and if people like it, profit.

Anywhos and whatsit, I think I should introduce myself a tad more.

To sum myself in one word: Geek. Now, there is a fine line between Nerd and Geek. To put it in simple terms for you folks, here is a picture I found.
And as you can see in the watermark at the bottom, I got that from impossibru.me. That is where I spend hours upon meaningless hours of my valuable time. Now I have an entire gigabyte of crap from that site. That may not sound like a ton, but it is when you have spent "hours upon meaningless hours".

Anywho, back to me being a geek. See that geek's smirk? I have a smirk. The nerd's same haircut since third grade? I change it every season. And as for how the Geek is so much better looking than the Nerd? (I mean that in a very heterosexual way.) Now, I don't mean to brag, but I am a stud.

Moving on. I summed myself up in one word, now I will describe my personality in six.
Clever: I have several comebacks for most, if not all scenarios.
Funny: A good sense of humor? Check. A creative way of expressing it? Check? A DGAS (don't give a shit) attitude? Check.
Intelligent: I know what is going on, and how to respond. My grades are pretty good, except that I'm lazy.
Thoughtful: I care about those close to me, and will do 
Ethical: A real beacon in this world of unethical slobs.
Realist: I don't try to make up lies to cover up a very big truth.

Maybe that isn't enough. Oh well. It's my blog, I do what I want.


Now for my interests. I have many, and pride myself on being a polymath. I enjoy:

Writing
Drawing
Gaming
Pixel Art
Girls
Learning Other Languages (LOL)
Memes
Role Playing (Although I suppose that falls under writing.)
Jogging

If you think that's impressive, wait until you see me on busy days. But of course life is a bitch, and she likes to have puppies. I know that I can't spend all my time doing what I like. For example I just moved into a new home, and I have to spend a lot of time moving boxes around and unpacking. But it's all good. I find cool stuff all the time, and I finally get my room after sixteen friggin' years. Another bonus is a social life. I never had one until now.

So all in all, what you should expect from this blog:
Rants
Game, Music and Movie Reviews
Pictures
Something cool that happened to me that day
Rants
The occasional Drawing or Picture done by yours truly
Anything else I want to address

Well, my time is up. I need to be heading home for dinner, since our new home does not have internet yet. I must wrap up my first blog post, log out of my Pandora account (sad day), and pack up my laptop. I hope that this blog gets viewed at least once or twice, and that whoever does likes what they see. So for now, I leave you all with a picture of a cute puppy.







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